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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 03:47

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why don't people like Nickelback?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No way
Then came..
No go.
Does Donald Trump have low self-esteem?
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Procter & Gamble says it will cut 7,000 jobs over the next 2 years - CBS News
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What is the cause of the common odor many senior citizens have (despite good hygiene)?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
How good do you sing and how do you know this?
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Has your wife made you a cuckold?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Which is a good budget sunscreen for my oily skin?
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
As an inmate did you have to live alongside a bully for your whole sentence?
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What are the differences between promotions and sales?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.