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Last Updated: 29.06.2025 03:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why don't people like Nickelback?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

🔥Why has Prime Narendra Modi become Extremely FRUSTRATED and Highly DEPRESSED because he has NOT been invited by Donald Trump to witness his Oath Ceremony for his INAUGURATION on 20th January as the next PRESIDENT of USA? Does the DESPERATE Narendra Modi FEAR that Donald Trump's actions may even LEAD to the FALL of the BJP-led MINORITY Government in India, as such actions have already caused GREAT PANIC in the NDA Coalition?

No way

Then came..

No go.

Does Donald Trump have low self-esteem?

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

Procter & Gamble says it will cut 7,000 jobs over the next 2 years - CBS News

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What is the cause of the common odor many senior citizens have (despite good hygiene)?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

How good do you sing and how do you know this?

Still no good

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Has your wife made you a cuckold?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Which is a good budget sunscreen for my oily skin?

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

Thumbs down again.

As an inmate did you have to live alongside a bully for your whole sentence?

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Gut's energy crisis: How metabolism is severely disrupted in chronic inflammatory bowel diseases - Medical Xpress

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are the differences between promotions and sales?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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